To my Dairy...

Thursday, February 09, 2006

>Please refer to the previous entry before you read this one, in order to comprehend the.....
Continuation of the story..

Now where was I? Oh yes....

Once upon a time........

Again, I embarked on the dangerous journey to Reynolds where I entered a dark and mysterious laboratory room and could hear
,
"Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody wants to be a cat!"

resounding throughout the air. (Aristocats). And it was at this moment that I took on the character of the evil one, an Aristocats' biggest enemy...... Cruella Devil.
I then became hungry..... and amongst the so-called pets.... I indulged in an apple. Then, I ironically heard Fival and his companions singing gleefully....
"There are NO cats in America and the streets are filled with cheese! There are no cats in America, so set your mind at ease!"
This "American tale" is a falsehood within Reynolds hall, for there were cats here and there and everywhere.
Then in the response to my professor's instructions, I retrieved several objects out of my satchell. I then became Ariel (The Little Mermaid) with many "interesting things." (AKA a dissection kit outside of Disney animation). I rejoicefully boasted out,
"I've got gadgets and gismos aplenty. I've got whozits and whatzits galore!!!"
Then, the inevitable occurred. Evil overcame such happiness. Cruella.... kicked in. On a large platter, an Aristocat laid helplessly awaiting utter humiliation. The goal of the day: "take their skins!!!!" The innocent world of academics became cruel. To justify the evil doings, Simba, Mufasa,Timon, and Pumba, resounded in the heavens......
"It's the CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!!"
Hesitantly, I approached my victim (the cat) who was stretched out upon that crucifiction-like platter- arms and legs stretched in full length and the tail aimlessly dangling... dripping and dripping..... formaldehyde. It was at this point when I realized even the evil of this world fears and takes caution.... I adhered to Scar's proclamation.....
"Be PREPARED!!"
So with my gadgets and gizmos I began to "DE-FUR." And I could not hear the Aristocat's piano playing any longer.
I had innocently began my day. And I was left powerless, letting the river take me on its own path." (Pocahontas)I left- wondering what's
"just around the riverbeendddd!!!"

On my stroll back aross the kingdom, I thought with regret about my "victim" of the day. Then, a song of hope calmed all doubts...
"Cause you'll be in my heart. yes, You'll be in my heart. From this day on, now and forevermore, you'll be in my heart."
(Tarzan)



So the moral to the story is......

"Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife!"
(The jungle Book)
This is the "GOSPEL TRUTH!!!"
(Hercules)

And we all lived (minus the cat)
Happily Ever After.

To my surprise yesterday, February the 8th of the year 2006, I experienced a trip through the magical world of Disney entertainment. More to come on this topic. So I awoke so pleasantly to the lovely sunrise, and persuaded myself to return to my slumber to be awakened not by love's first kiss (Sleeping Beauty), but by my precious....... alarm. However, in an instant, I rose, and suddenly, it was 8:52. "Good morning?" you ask? well, after a haste preparation, I vigorously strutted across the hills and plains and through the great forest on my journey to Taylor Hall. It was brutal. I faced gargantuous monsters with boulders on their backs (football players with backpacks....they could eat me). I faced the ferocious winds of the north and turned my head away from the bitter cold. That morning, we joined together in the effort to further ourselves in the world of psychology. As I awaited the beginning of Anatomy and Physiology II, I examined this vast land that I live in, and then embarked on my journey to Reynolds.
(this is where Walt (as in Disney) and I get on the same train)


Once upon a time.........................






To be continued in the next edition.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Word to your motha.
"It's........... a GREAT daYYY to Be Alive!!!"
la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Hm isn't that last lil somethin somethin from a Christmas carol??

?ahhhh?

YEP!!
And just in case you were wondering, it's definitely freakin glorious outside, like zero coldness, just happy happy sunshine! Good stuff.
Gotta love it.
So ahhh yeep! we've got around 15 weeks til SUMMERTIME!!
Wow, pathetic. I'm a wee bit excited.

Hmm, I smell like sheep brain (from studyin in the lab). that's always swell. I like it...... heck yes I say. that's probably why i attract all the winners (guys). (Nothin like excessive sarcasm.) I'm sure the male species has a great likening for formaldehyde?!
Sure they do.....



I think Sara says a BIG NOOOOOOO to that one!


hahahahhaaha!!!!! I just giggled a wee bit. That's some funny stinkin stuff.
Well on that note, I think it's a sign for me to stop writing useless things on this thing yonder. So I'm gonna get delight myself in the wonderfully satisfying cafeteria.... hmm.
Have a super de duper wOOper, cooper, gooper, hoopinater,.... haha Ralph Nader!!! haha. ANYHOOT, have a dandy day!